Didn’t even have to wait 12 hours. 

You sweet summer child. 

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This is an eight on the curmudgeon meter.

And I was just wondering why either of you care. The Kobe stan you’re wondering about is a Kobe stan. The same people who preemptively got mad at LeBron for coming to help their team in a way that Kobe, retired and old as fuck, no longer can... Because having current good basketball players can somehow tarnish the…

“Now that I’ve checked that off, on to some pillaging!”

“Mother, cover my eyes! I read a bad word.”

Someone should have told him just because the team name is Pirates, it doesn’t mean he needs to act like an actual, historical Pirate

Oh my god this is actually real! I would have bet money you just wrote this as an elaborate but excellent joke. Holy shit.

Wait, KOBE KILLED HEATH LEDGER?!

“A female person.”

It was either Kobe or the Olsen twins

Don’t take it personnel 

WHY ISN’T THERE AN OPTION TO FLAG A COMMENT FOR RANK STUPIDITY?

US federal law doesn’t cover Jamaica.

Trump’s favorite part of Klesko has to be his disgusting baseball chin, right?

Trump accurately remembering something is one of the seven seals of the apocalypse

“Greatest Hitter of All Time”

MOTHER APPROVES

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.