What happens when the two meet in prison? It’s like an irresistible force meeting an immovable object.

Whooo buddy I am definitely going to see you in hell

That’s just not how the NBA works. Teams always give in to trade demands because while $20 million is a drop in the bucket to the owner, for the team staff losing games because you have $20 million in dead salary will get you fired.

So just pay him $20 million dollars not to play against them? That’s some next level thinking there champ.

“On a scale of 1-10, how JACKED is Mike Bibby?”

I had a gym teacher in high school, I actually took Basketball with him (that was the actual name of the class). It was an easy A, and it was literally just playing basketball for 90 minutes, three times per week.

Really makes my skin crawl even more thinking that we have to set aside the fact that even if she somehow was being paid, it was to put a serial rapist in jail.

If LeBron’s goal was just to beat expectations by joining the shittiest team possible and making them less shitty, why would he ever leave Cleveland?

Are you kidding? Those freezer boxes and chain-link enclosures make for great futsol spaces. They can practice their footwork for hours, unencumbered by the distraction of parents or education. By 2026, we’ll have grown our own roster from the Homeland Security Development League.

I think they assume Trump will have declared war on and annexed both by then.

They will truck in natural grass, if needed. Something they couldn’t be bothered with for the womenfolk.

It will be tough to fill a slate of 48 teams with all the Muslim countries banned.

That’s a good question, Mexico traditionally does not need one, but the Canadian team showed up with Lacrosse sticks and flannel Umbros

Mexico is only involved to teach US officials about this silly sport and Canada is only involved so the other countries actually show up.

It’s going to be really interesting to see how far Bruce Arena takes this squad with home field advantage.

You literally quoted the question, then failed to read it. I seriously doubt your ability to follow street signs.

The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt did a story line where NFL teams all changed their names to controversial topics to goose merchandise sales by people burning jerseys to protest.

My favorite was “The Seattle Oatmeal Raisin Cookies You Thought Were Chocolate Chip”

So was the leadoff guy just supposed to strike out on three straight pitches? Baseball is a clown sport.

That is indeed a hot take, I’ll grant you that.

I’m pickin’ up what you’re puttin’ down, but I don’t think the sentence is “ridiculously” light. Probation and community service seems about right, regardless of the skin color of the perp. It’s just property damage that posed no danger to anyone; hardly prison-worthy.