ummmidk
CannibalisticVegan
ummmidk

This is a violation of my privacy.

“MAGA supporter” and “Vividly believes he’s living in a mid-90's hood movie” is one hell of a venn diagram.

It’s like my dad always says, [three minute voicemail of car noises and AM radio, muffled by his pocket].

Have not laughed this much at a post in a long time.

I’ve been watching all kinds of full-contact sports for decades, and I have never seen a taint-on-taint collision - didn’t even know it was possible.

A trailer in SD is probably $300k, so...

And THAT will retire the side...

At no point during that video did I hear either man say “no homo”.

Sounds like somebody lit a fire under her ass

His favorite place to eat in Chicago was Johnnie’s Beef, which is blocks from where I grew up. Always thought it was so cool that here’s this guy who could get into anywhere, with (really fucking sorry for this) no reservations, and he names a small beef place as his go-to. He was brazen, and outspoken and he put

That ref Congo to hell.

Djibouti.

An underdog is a person or team with little chance of winning, coming from the old word for the loser of a dog fight. You might be getting your definition from literally every underdog-story movie ever made.

I haven’t seen a man in a suit be this simultaneously annoying and worthless since every day in the Trump administration

“Double Bird?!?”

He didn’t want to get shot.

100% reminds me of the dude in the white polo shirt below, that smile that says “all these dumb fucking whiteys...”

“KD! You cheesebutt!”

Previous booking photo found:

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because