No. That’s not true. I don’t believe it. Bangs are a weapon to hide acne, not baldness.

It’s not a conspiracy theory, and it’s about time someone took this head-on. Why no one has called Gabbard’s ass directly on this is beyond me. I realize she’s polling poorly, but this is something that should have been nipped in the bud from jump, because we saw in 2016 how it can affect an election.

Don’t ‘cowardly hide’, Tulsi. Strut your stuff and you be you - in 'svim veear'! Dos vedanya, comrade.

Just spoke to President @RTErdogan of Turkey. He told me there was minor sniper and mortar fire that was quickly eliminated. He very much wants the ceasefire, or pause, to work. Likewise, the Kurds want it, and the ultimate solution, to happen.

It’s now clear that this primary is between you and me. Don’t cowardly hide behind your proxies. Join the race directly.

It was the Supreme Court who narrowly ruled in favor of same sex marriage; not congress. And given that the court is now fully stocked with religious zealots I would not be surprised to see it get overturned.

Wait... !?! Are you saying that just because we like cars here, we are not supposed to like design and aesthetics... ?!???

I’m not proposing giving in before the fight has begun; I’m just pointing out that we will not end up with a straight M4A given the fact that we have this thing they don’t have in Canada:  the senate.  I hope to God I’m proven wrong; but I’m cynical enough to expect much much less.  Part of it is corruption.  We need…

Please Mayor! Don’t make them take away my private healthcare! My employer provides me the option to pay them a lot of money or a fuck ton of money monthly to go to the doctor and spend money on a copay, then get a bill 4 months down the road for having a cold.

bad take, Pete. (there, i just gave Donnie a nickname he can use on the tweeters)

Uhh...what’s up with the last sentence here? Did someone grab his phone just before he hit ‘send’?

For the first time, Elizabeth Warren has jumped to the lead in national polls, besting longtime frontrunner Joe Biden. Her lead, according to RealClearPolitics, is very slim, but, hey, it’s a lead.

There has been a clear correlation in the past between the volume (and wildness) of his Tweets and his fear level. That boy is fucking terrified right now. For someone as deluded as he is, with his almost complete lack of self-awareness, that means the shit is getting to a depth that is unmissable this time. I am…

Trump not paying his bills to Rally cities? This is not news. There are a number of cities Trump has stiffed for services, which goes right along with his lifelong habit of stiffing just about anyone he thinks he can get away with.

I got a real spicy take over here: I think the president tweets too much. 

That sounds about right. There was a report on the radio about the last time Elton was in town, he spotted in a record store, just casually thumbing through the vinyl records. And he’s a big fan of the Beaches, if you’ve heard them. I think they opened for him at his Toronto concert.

I’m just pleased with this being filed to FISTICUFFS.

“What is the sound of one hand punching .... YOUR FACE”

“‘Maybe she hadn’t realised [sic] what was happening. Or maybe stuff like that happened all the time and she was used to it,’ John writes.”