ummagummibear
ummagummibear
ummagummibear

JUST GONNA GO SAVE SOME LIVES AT 8AM ON A SATURDAY IN THE SUBURBS!w#@!#!@$!!!!

You have an amazing ability that few if any share. I’ve had straight piped Harleys come up on me when driving, and I didn’t hear them until they were just about out of my blind spot. 

Yeah but how often are motorcyclists really hit by cars doing 5 MPH slower than them in an adjacent lane on the freeway?

Most Motorcycle fatalities don’t actually even involve a car at all, but the ones that do are usually from a car turning left in front of an oncoming motorcycle, or a motorcycle turning left in

Its a shame literally everyone who has ever ridden one of these was killed immediately because of their lack of exhaust noise.

Loud pipes save lives is bullshit. The reality is loud pipes make you an asshole. You’re an asshole to quiet neighborhoods, to quiet country living, to others in traffic, loud pipes simply make you an asshole, it won’t save your life, or others.

you dont honestly believe in that “loud pipes save lifes” bullshit do you? cause thats not how sound works at all

no one wants to eat the rich when they look so unappetizing.

[Rudy’s] splurges—$7,131 on fountain pens and another $12,012 on cigars.

“Mike Pence is not a homophobe”

There’s a good chance Mike Pence doesn’t know the PM is gay and sincerely thinks he’s having lunch with the PM and the PM’s “roommate." 

Isn’t the real statesman here Leo Varadkar? After all, he had to break bread with the dreaded Mike Pence!

and if she was so upset that he won, why did she work for him? I don’t understand that part.”

I need to get to a doctor right away.

which then is evacuated via tubes that lead to a urethra or meatus, and then out of the body, usually in a piping-hot stream of gleaming saffron-colored urine.

How about that $20 I lent you when you were in the trance?

That camo does have sort of a hypnotizing effect. It’s making me feel... like... I don’t care... about long term reliability. I think I want a VW now.

Technically, you’ll never see what he did there.

It’s so the turn blinkers contrast more.
Oh.... wait. nevermind.