Marketing? Marketing.

I read the comment, didn’t get it, actually left the page, started browsing other pages, then it hit me. So I returned to give a star.

Fucking hell. I used that exact same excuse, and my wife was all, “Oh, really? You played on the 2004 Olympic men’s basketball team?” and I was all, “You don’t remember that?” and she was like, “no, where’s you medal?” and I was like, “You think I’m bring a fucking Bronze medal home from Sydney,” and she said, “The…

this attacker is apparently “known to the police for orchestrating similar incidents in the past.”

OW ME BACK

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

I’m intrigued. Twenty years ago I went to see David Byrne at an outdoor pavilion show the same weekend Bruce Springsteen was playing the local stadium venue. The net result of this conflation of two massive talents was that we were able to get tickets three rows back from the stage, center.

I found myself reading an article about Arnold Schwartzenegger

The strangest part of this is that he was given a blood test.

“Trust me, it’s a whole lot less effort with a tiny rubber white cock and a one-ball reservoir. Or, uh, so I’m told....”

LOL. Tell that to Jonas Salk.

how about you explain to everyone what a corporate butthole tastes like since your tongue is up one right now

I’m sorry for being corny, but the expression should be “AOC is A-OK by me”. 

Fuck that and fuck him. 

The company vastly overcharging for an STD-preventative is literally called Gilead?  Seriously?

It may be less about politics with your friend and more about, how shall I say it? The fact that he’s a dude?

AOC is ok by me. 

AOC scares the shit out of everyone in politics and a bunch of casual followers of politics cuz we’re a good 6 months in and she hasn’t slowed down one bit. By this point in his career former firebrand al franken had learned how to properly sit down and shut up while the important folks were talking. I hope AOC never…

Fantastic! People are being beggared and dying because of unchecked greed.

Representative Ocasio-Cortez makes it easy to love her in a lot of ways. Her fire, passion, and commitment to do the job she was elected to do—rather than just focusing on getting reelected from the first day of her term—are a refreshing set of changes from the daily grind of political prevarication and mealy-mouthed…