And let’s not forget Republicans’ mantra that government should stay out of people’s lives.

Anyone feeling shitty about all the horrible news today: watch the warren clip.  I smiled for like a whole minute.

Umm, they can’t bring up “God”. I don’t believe in “God”, so their argument is garbage.  It must be science based.  Try again you assholes. 

I really don’t understand people like Beto deciding to run for President this year.  Being the person that people were excited about but chose not to run seems like a way better brand moving forward than “Guy who came in 9th place in Iowa’s Democratic Primary and 13th in New Hampshire’s Democratic Primary.”

What happens now is we genuinely prepare for Roe to be overturned and make plans accordingly. What sucks is this is going to impact the economically disadvantaged the most: they will have less access to preventative measures and will have less resources to get to another state should they need an abortion. It’s…

updog fail

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

He was then rebooked on another airline and made his destination 2 hours before that original Southwest flight took off.

Whats "up dog"?

This broadly speaks to one of my pet peeves in life: Don’t talk to me the first time like you’ve already told me three times. In any situation. The flight attendant should start off with a polite but firm “I understand that you’re joking, but federal regulations forbid me from giving free alcohol for any reason, so…

You-know-who: ‘Yesterday, President Trump welcomed Prime Minister Viktor Orban of Hungary to the White House for a bilateral meeting!’

Friday:

In other news, did you think we were really in the darkest timeline?

we got ‘em right where they want us!

I really need you guys to get a grip.

This is a silly POV. You think conservatives don’t criticize each other? Of course they do. It’s the political process in action.

Ideally it would be a suit. That way I could really blend in well with the wallpaper and get to the hushpuppies, because I won’t have money for hushpuppies I just spent it all on this ugly ass suit.

Sooo I was always absolutely on the tiny/scrawny side, and had a few friends who always looked older than they were (beards at 16 kinda thing). We went to an all boys school, and our trick for getting underage booze almost exactly this. Me in uniform, them in casuals unshaven, and I just followed them around the store…

I like your scams. Here is one from my errant youth. Not me actually, but a friend from high school.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy in tacky resort wear.