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Me too.  But I wouldn’t have taken a picture of her and put her on blast on Twitter, because I’m not a fucking asshole.  

Misdeed is a sickening term to use. But I do agree that you can’t say it is murder in these cases but somehow not murder when it comes to rape or incest. It is the same with disposing of the extra embryos from IVF. How is *that* okay to Republicans but not when a woman feels she is not in a situation to want and/or

The letter and note are stupid, but they are also deeply cowardly. If you are going to confront someone over this, do it to his/her face. The fact that he put it in a letter confirms that he knows good and well that his opinion is morally reprehensible and just political grandstanding.

Wow, fucker made up for not tweeting at all yesterday, and then some, huh? I’m just basing that on how many grey boxes I scrolled past. I don’t read that shit.

Actually, you could have saved time and stopped writing here, because no matter what else you typed the answer was “NO!”

Whahaha!

Username, pic, and gif synergy. On point!

He thinks he is him, but then he is not aware who him is.

So basically...

“My son is a good person. My son testified for hours and hours. My son was totally exonerated by Mueller, who frankly does not like Donald Trump, me, this Donald Trump,” Trump said.

No tweets? Is... is he dead?

Donald Trump seems far less enthusiastic about his son than he does when he talks about Ivanka. Then again, he doesn’t want to have sex with Jr. so that probably explains it.

Judge: Do you believe evicting your victory result was a valid decision.
Maximum Security: Neigh.

A horse is a horse in court in court

I came here to joke about the bear showing cannibalistic tendencies... but if there’s any chance that the gummies were indeed cannabis, then that brings the pun fun to a whole new level!

Were these really gummies or cannabis candies?

If a bear shits in a Forester...

Is it purely coincidental that Levorg backwards is “grovel”?

Oh fuck me... where do I get one of those???