Pres., impeach thyself.

I was thinking the same thing. Let’s hope that by this time next month, he gets up to 30-35 tweets per day. The ultimate goal would of course be to have him consigned to self-imposed house arrest inside the WH shitter with the door locked from the inside, doing nothing but tweeting all day long, until the Secret…

Just add another [sic] to Emily Alford’s “[sic]”. Problem solved!

One scene for your film:

For all of you who still think our @VP is anti-gay, I point you to his and the @SecondLady’s schedule tomorrow

“I’m not living without guns! It’s just that simple.”

Well, there’s a Toronto in Ohio, so I suppose it’s fair.

As written in the satirical article I already linked to, “I hate the way she dealt with Donald Trump’s incessant attacks against her, for example. Why did Elizabeth Warren have to take that DNA test? Why couldn’t she have handled his abuse the exact right way? If I were being libeled by the President at his toxic mob…

I think this says it all (click the link):

Although critics find her style off-putting [Citation needed]...

Indeed. Jr’s photo is more like this:

I’m phoning in a request: Could one of the members of the committee please ask him to name his top 5 list of Greatest Witch Hunts ever?

We are not worthy!

Leave Ivanka alone! She knows that the nation of which Boris Johnson is now leader starts with United [just like the USA!] King...something-or-other. And isn’t that knowledge enough for any “Advisor to the President of the United States?” I mean, implied in the job title is that she only has to know more than the…

Exactly. This hedge fund billionaire who apparently thinks that Michael Jackson got rich because of “software” is trying to peddle his version of intelligence so that he can gain more power and influence instead of sticking to his original plan of just giving his money away to worthwhile causes.

They both might! 

Crypto fascist?

Not weird that you sympathize. I think it’s probably less internalized misogyny and more a form of self-defensive denial.

Don’t let these animals shame you. Raw cookie dough is not and never will be food for humans.

Yes, except the Peugeot bicycles of the era wouldn’t have looked like the one you posted. Steel rims, wingnuts on the wheels, centre-pull brakes, and Simplex derailleurs all the way, for that classic 70s “I can’t stop when it’s raining” feel.