See also the manspreaders on the subway who share the delusion of mammoth testicles that make it impossible to keep their legs closed enough to give other passengers some room.

Sadly, in many fun touristy cities around the world, tourists are making it terrible for tourists. (But especially for the residents.) This is really nothing new (I grew up in close proximity to a small town that was overrun by misbehaving tourists all summer long), but the growth of urban tourism in recent year has…

Thank you for all your great work here. I will miss your voice and hope to read it again soon in whatever form you choose. And may you rise above the darkness within. 

Indeed. When we consider that the leader of the Conservative Party is a suburban delivery man who can’t seem to distance himself from the white supremacist contingent, and the leader of the NDP can’t seem to get any national attention whatsoever (though I’m personally a fan), I’m inclined not to complain too hard…

That’s some first class trolling.

We’ve always known that teenagers were too horny. Finally science has proved it.

So closer to the centre than the far left Hillary Clinton was? I’m guessing you are imagining a successful Democratic candidate being a touch to the right of Mitt Romney, and miles to the right of Richard Nixon.

Wow, I suddenly remember my grandparents’ bathroom (designed and built in the early 50s).

And actually, what I think is more dangerous about Biden than his history of grabbiness, mishandling of the Thomas nomination, etc., is that he’s a centrist who just wants everyone to get along at a time when the Democratic party desperately needs someone who will lead it back toward progressive values.

Biden was great in his ‘funny uncle’ role as VP. But at this moment, America has a big enough goofball in the White House that we won’t need any more for several more terms, if ever. Biden would be a better president than Trump, but that’s a bar low enough that I could safely find one of those on any street corner of…

Name checks out: star for you.

Star for a fellow scooter enthusiast. I have pretty much the same Burgman 400 as in the photo up top. Love it having moved up from a 150cc to  200cc bike. A couple of falls convinced me that ABS brakes are a necessity if I want to ride during weather that isn’t just warm and dry. The Burgman is a joy to ride, and…

The president then went on to say:

What other kind of flatulating is there? Don’t answer that. I just had lunch.

Fellate. The verb is fellate. (And Apple’s spell-checker, for reasons that are difficult to fathom, doesn’t like it one bit.)

Well, she did apologize for that, admitting that she really didn’t know what she was talking about and that she should have refrained from commenting.

It was a joke, son.

I walk tall in México, though (and stay away from the Netherlands).

Correction: Pete is a bit taller than average height.

So is this the legendary “One After 909”?