Or maybe because he suddenly realized that being preznit doesn’t make you immortal.

OK, but do we have to wear that jacket?

Here’s another cool thing you could do with a rental car in Japan (which I was there to witness my father do):

If only he had a nice normal American name like Barack Obama, he’d get more respect.

If it was up to him, cars would still run on coal.

Still think Cheney tops both of them, though check back in a month because a lot could change. 

I believe his argument is more along the lines of, ”if people didn’t already know I was a lying scammer, it would be so much easier to con people.”

Also stairs!

Truth. I remember being served one as a boy (in Wisconsin where they were indeed often called Spanish Hamburgers) where the meat sauce must have burned in the pan and the whole thing tasted like cigarettes, and the experience was horrific. I don’t know if I’ve ever encountered a sloppy joe in my adult life (which has…

Fair.

To me it was pure wish fulfillment without any redeeming qualities. Former chef here, so perhaps biased, but all the food-related scenes looked like complete bullshit to me, including the nationwide hit cubanas that he got perfect on the first try. I mean the food looked good, but I didn’t get to eat it. I found the…

There’s just something so fucking callous about the concept of pardoning a turkey. 

Bevin must be sore that The Walking Dead shoots in Georgia and not Kentucky, so sure, why not blame it for mass shootings.

Coincidentally, the biggest customers for this toilet were the newly-discovered and toilet-trained Sasquatches.

It’s gotten to the point where I had to check if this was real.

Twitter has removed many people from my account and, more importantly, they have seemingly done something that makes it much harder to join - they have stifled growth to a point where it is obvious to all. A few weeks ago it was a Rocket Ship, now it is a Blimp! Total Bias?

If he’s guilty of anything, it’s being maybe a little too patriotic!

Chrome, though, is a known pig these days. 

*yet*

Tariffs are his plan B. Plan A was just to print more portraits of Andrew Jackson. .