At the very least, they should dig around in the mud and see if they can find any skeletons of those cool bird people depicted on the vase.

Absolutely, we should reserve judgment for the young ones. But at least the father and three of his kids seem fairly high on the “monstrous” spectrum. 

Family of sociopaths.

Former chef here. Of course they made a separate pot of bouillabaisse. Seafood stews and soups at a decent restaurant are made a la minute and it would be no problem to substitute scallops for shrimps. Both items take about 2-3 minutes to cook, so having them in the soup already would be a terrible idea. The customer…

He deserves it for everything he’s responsible for so far. And management should have escorted him out just for wearing that horrendous beige fleece vest.

I mean, for a president, there’s definitely something wrong. But for Donald Trump? He’s actually operating at full capacity!

People use chin size of all things as a surrogate for a man’s character. And that’s not something one can hide in one’s pants. Ones real dick size is at least completely unknown to almost everyone.

No?

I won’t make up my mind until I hear what Ken Bone has to say.

Yes, I remember when Trump signed the Paris Accord even though Obama wouldn’t.

I think you are exactly right. Thanks for spelling it out. 

How about, Melania Sings: Haters Back Off!

I sent my decidedly less fancy ballot back to Wisconsin yesterday.

And strangely, we can’t say écureuil!

It’s not possible

Support your right to arm bears.

That did rather creep my out (that she sounded like she was mocking an eight-year-old).

We have to be better than that. Glue-shaming isn't right for anyone.

They were glue-shaming him, even then.

He’s a pope who is a genuine Catholic. Of course he shits in the woods.