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Mmmm... garum...

Wait? Paid protesters who weren’t paid? He means…protesters? The man runs circles around me, logically. 

I don't like body-shaming either, but I feel like President YetiPubes probably deserves it?

They are pioneers of the prairie. These are tough people whose grandparents were tough and great-grandparents were tough.

Indeed. Anita Hill’s biggest mistake was not being white.

Right, moving on to the midterms, then... Or just moving on to a less fucked country...

Yeah, his main argument seems to be that he’s normally an impartial guy who under pressure cracks and ceases to be impartial.

I was (naively) thinking that the FBI could conduct a competent independent investigation, although the time was constrained. I mean, each of us has apparently done a more thorough investigation via the Internet than the FBI has.

Just spoke to President-Elect Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador of Mexico. Great call, we will work well together!

DO NOT WANT.

Not only that, but from now on, he’ll have nagging doubts every time he gets blotto and tries to assault someone. Sad!

As someone who graduated high school in 1983 and recently attended a reunion, I can say that most of us probably don’t live that much in the past, but some people really do. I don’t think I have anything in particular from that year besides my yearbook on a shelf somewhere.

B-but Ummagumma was post Barrett (and certainly not their finest work). Thanks, tho!

I don’t mind if he runs for re-election … from jail. And sure, vote. The results of the election almost reflected the views of the majority last time!

Look, if a great guy like Bart Kavanaugh can’t get confirmed to the Supreme Court, then I’m worried for every hard-drinking, rageaholic, dishonest, sociopathic sex offender out there!

The American People elected him president, but they didn’t commit tax fraud on his behalf. He needs to (haha) accept his punishment. And the ones who voted for him really ought to witness his downfall and finally realize what a con artist he really was all along.

Oh please, oh please...

Who the fuck drinks beer after listening to “Red Red Wine”?

Yeah, sorry. Guess I’m just tired of all the ...um... winning. Also sorry I forgot that America and Venezuela are the only two countries in the world.