Whether or not this salad (?) is an abomination (it is), the real question is what is the accompanying text trying to get across?

Reminds me of an old Doonesbury cartoon.

Come on. You wouldn’t want Puerto Rico to get their hands on that money, would you?

OK, I need some help here. I’ve never seen The Apprentice or anything else Omarosa has been on. Before the national nightmare began I do remember reading about her being referred to as some kind of bad person.

You mean Richard Brody?

Wait, now the other David’s dead too???!? Or are they both still sleeping? 

Wait, David’s dead??!?

How many inner Elaines do you contain?

Well I can guarantee that behind closed doors when he’s raging about football players, Omarosa, or the Obamas, he uses that word freely. And for SHS, the tape is in her head playing on loop. 

Confirmed: Boris Johnson a) doesn’t own matching cups or b) a clean shirt or c) a comb and d) can’t be bothered to water his lawn.

Donald Trump Jr., a man who has perfected the 1980s corrupt hedge fund manager aesthetic

Definitely Space Farce.

[recycling an old joke]

Hope not!

Donald Trump after the blue wave sweeps both houses in November:

You forgot to say, “Amirite?”

I would definitely place a bug in his toilet so I could hear him talking to himself, à la Robert Durst. Which come to think of it is probably what Putin had his goons do and why when Putin snaps his fingers, Trump comes running.

Stealing that.