I’m impressed by your knowledge. And by your dedication in maintaining a peeve your whole life.

I lived on a quiet street when our son was three. One day while I was taking care of him at home, someone knocked on the door. It was a woman who had been driving down the street and came to a stop when she saw my son sitting in the street. That was many years ago now, and I don’t remember how long he had been out of…

I just checked: there’s nothing real or serious going on in Trump’s brain.

[Koch]...makes the ridiculous statement that what President Trump is doing is unfair to “foreign workers.” He is correct, AMERICA FIRST!

Well whether or not the actual War on Christmas® is a thing. What I can’t quite fathom is why so many Christians are content to take religious instruction from a man who is literally Satan incarnate.

Collusion is not a crime

“Dr. Mengele is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice,” the president said.

Even more, from day one of this administration, when Sean Spicer had to lie about the size of the inauguration crowds, the message was that, objective reality be damned, the facts are whatever we say they are.

Collusion?

Wait, the CBC is a Canadian outlet? It’s the fucking Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, not WKRP in Cincinnati.

We’d like to welcome you to Trumpkin Land!

Not to mention (how dare you!) JFK Jr.

To be fair, though, they were dead first.

Grab him by the emoluments, I say.

This guy is obviously a RINO if he can be shamed into resigning.

She was happy not that Chantal admitted she was lying about being held against her will, but because she said her four friends were with her, which the detective assumed meant in New Hampshire. That would give the four friends an alibi. She wanted them not to have killed Keith, so that her story that Fat Frankie…

I guess Trumpkin has been a decent investment so far. 

Is that supposed to make me stop shuddering?

He was so happy to send Putin the link for this page that the Pentagon made for him:

“I look forward to our second meeting so that we can start implementing some of the many things discussed, including stopping terrorism, security for Israel, nuclear........”