I know it’s late, but can we please refer to Van Ness and Feistl as low-rent Ryan Gosling and John Krasinski? (No disrespect to the actors, but I just can’t help seeing them that way.)

In Mexico (where guacamole comes from) limes are called limones, and lemons as we know them do not really exist, although they do have a yellow citrus which is called lima and is yellow and lemon-flavoured, but more sweet than sour (I guess Meyer lemons in US and Canada). These are nowhere near as common as limes,…

I’m like, That was Ann Dowd? I thought it was Margo Martindale? Wait, those are two separate people? Whaaaaat?

Teach a man a tiki.

About that art link, “Give a man a fish and he’ll be fed for a day. Teach a man a fish, and ... what? That doesn’t even make any fucking sense. I am not taking fishing lessons from Donald Fucking Trump.”

Or are just a fuck of a lot greedier than most people.

A just punishment would involve him being given nothing to eat in prison for the rest of his life besides jello pudding.

In fact, Chobani makes for a terrific hair conditioner. And nothing else.

“Full disclosure: a personal friend of mine, and definitely not someone through whom I’ve paid hush money to the many, many people I’ve wronged sexually and/or otherwise.”

Bigger.

The stained glass windows were there so that Rick could randomly find a way to almost-kill Negan. They were put there by the writers for that purpose.

But you have to admit that the Monster Mash was a graveyard smash.

How dare YOU? I’ve paid good money to see Slim Whitman’s jockstrap, and I’ll do it again.

I get that people don’t like the step up that celebrity status gives when running for office. However, the real question is, would you rather have Andre Cuomo again? Because who else would have a chance of beating him?

This is amazing. I hadn’t read it before. Her poetic ideals have not yet been fulfilled, though Obama was closer than most. Sadly, after eight years of his presidency, a strategic minority of American decided they really really missed having a clown.

Just waned to say that I saw Ms Constand out walking her dogs a few months ago—this was after the first trial—and it was inspiring to see her look so strong. (I have no idea what her interior life is like. She’s been through and is still going through a lot) I really hope she can finally bring Cosby to justice this…

I look at these tweets and think to myself, Well at least the office of the presidency still has dignity.

Well, yes! I don’t see an easy fix either. Best case scenario is someone with enough charisma, smarts, and fortitude emerges who can capture enough of the public imagination to make a newer New Deal.

Wouldn’t a small part of you enjoy seeing the Trump spawn tear each other apart from opposing parties? On second thought, that’s nightmare fuel.

4) Profit!