If it’s any consolation, America has been a pretty divided nation in various ways pretty much since the beginning. Which means that there’s both little hope, and a reasonable amount of hope that things may get better.

He was prime minister a decade ago, and president until last month when he was forced to resign. Now there are competing Fujimori relatives fighting for power.

Oh, Peruvian politics is a major mess these days. But Ivanka is likely either there to make a profit hawking knockoff shoes or to scout places to live in exile.

Ok, I’ll bite. “she’s an openly gay woman who champions ‘liberal’ issues” yes, and? She is the leader of the Liberal party and homophobia does exist just like in the last election. I mean, I get that she’s hated. No doubt! Just not sure why anyone would prefer Doug Ford. To me, he exemplifies so-called elitism, the…

I don’t really get the Wynne hate personally, though I understand that governments do get stale after awhile. I mean she’s not perfect, but Doug Ford?!

The real secret is that that cushion is stuffed with the darkest secrets of the members of Congress he’s appearing before. It’s more a confidence booster than a height booster.

TOTAL WITCH HUNT?

“I am almost 34, so I think I will be skinny forever.”

Also, why’s he gotta be so insecure about his height? I’m the same height as him and would never think of trying to make myself appear taller. Makes me trust him less than I already did.

Wait, I’m staring into his cold, dead eyes and thinking, are we absolutely certain that that was Mark Zuckerberg testifying before Congress and not Facebook’s new AI bot? I’m getting uncanny valley vibes.

Williamson’s wife, OfKevin, was unavailable for comment.

That is a lie propagated by Big Sticker.

Could be worse: he could have brought up Ivanka’s opinion of their respective ‘packages’.

Thank you to Rasmussen for the honest polling. Just hit 50%, which is higher than Cheatin’ Obama at the same time in his Administration.

Well this is a good Friday indeed. Welcome back, Call-me!

Lot of haters here, but you may be right about this. Still, doesn’t it kind of hinge on what kind of yogourt is being frozen here?

Question for vaping experts because I know nothing: Is there cannabis-vape-liquid that smells like strawberries or some shit so that everyone will think you’re vaping some good ole’ American tobaccy when in fact you’re getting high as fuck at your workplace?

So nice that the Schutzstaffel SS ICE is finally feeling empowered to go above and beyond.

Yes. I hope the production company finds some money in the budget for lighting next season. These last two seasons have been so poorly lit, it’s like watching the show as a post-infection Father Gabriel.

There is a lot of bullying tolerated in the restaurant industry. Certainly in Canada, and presumably in France as well. Lately there has been a degree of pushback, where service industry workers are demanding their human rights. As someone who has in the past worked in restaurants internationally, I say good!