“Smooth Canadian”, eh? Sounds like *45 has caught himself fantasizing about Justin Trudeau again.

I love me some Katelyn, but she’s been falling in the free program all season, plus Satoko Miahara had just laid down an incredible skate. Probably hyperbolic to say her bronze was completely unexpected, but as much as I was hoping for it, I didn’t believe it would happen until it did.

This series is so fucking good. Also, you can have one of my old sweaters.

I don’t know who Michael S. Smith II is apart from the fact that Michael S. Smith I did a really shitty job.

Joanna, will you please cook me asparagus in the way that I do not like asparagus?

The issue is guns, specifically assault weapons. Take away the means. Motive is irrelevant.

Generation Z, you say. I’m not sure I like what that implies...

I hear you. It says so right here!

Melania and I join millions of people around the world in mourning the passing of Billy Graham.

Well yes I did get it. After a minute.

Alina “Aagitova” would like you to know that when you zig, she Zagitova’s.

He will be missed by Christians and all religions.

So does your name.

At least he’s the type of athlete that dives in head first.

I do rather enjoy the mental image of London bankers getting laid off en masse and having stand offs with the police like the miners in the 1980s. I don’t know why, though.

I kissed her (for two minutes yet)

*They’ve boned since winning gold, with medals around their necks.

Oh, it absolutely is an actual movie in my mind. Cindi Mayweather can dream of electric sheep, and I’ll dream of Noir Town.

Anytime there’s a discussion between Dr Emilio Lizardo and John Bigbooté, I feel like the rest of us should just stand back.

He could knit some mittens, for example.