You may be right about that, though at this point I’d fear it would only lead to more terrorism.

I agree about Steve Scalise. But I think they’re pretty okay with grown men getting shot (see Dick Cheney: whoops!). And I doubt if President Used Car Salesman would particularly care about his own children getting shot. But surely some of them might?

The only way most elected members of the Republican party would be in favour of gun control is if it were their own children getting shot at. I don’t want that to happen, because I don’t want any children getting shot at, but I’m pretty sure it’s true.

Still failing, but better than not trying, I suppose.

Only worth it if it comes with Mafalda.

I was thinking to perhaps tie him to the top of the airplane…

Look, if the fact is that the environment around Scott Pruitt is toxic, because of the toxicity of the environment involving decisions involving the toxicity of the environment and his decisions to make that same environment more toxic, then the solution to this problem is absolutely not to put Pruitt in economy…

More people exercised, more people stopped smoking and more people lost weight.

Did not notice the lit nails last night due to the distracting undercrackers. Not complaining, though, mind you.

Not showing up for me either. Here’s an invisible star!

I think this is absolutely the right time in history for the White House to be standing up for the poor oppressed group known as wife-beaters. I mean if the last few months have shown us anything, it’s that the nation has limitless patience for abusive misogynistic monsters, and that these men should be given every…

Re: Assange—he only released information that benefitted Russia… So once he’s extradited to the USA, expect him to be named by Trump as the next Secretary of State.

But what if he accidentally tells the truth?

It’s like you read my mind or something!

Yes, and anyway it should never have been branded RAM it was really supposed to be an inspirational message about service rather than an inspirational message about selling trucks. They could have branded it with the Chrysler Corporation logo if said corporation had really wanted to remind us about service.

Something something Illinois Nazis. Ugh!

No argument from me about you and your friends, but I remember many voices here on this site who didn’t want to believe it could happen. (And I agree that hysterical hyperbole doesn’t help, because no, he’s not like Hitler in 1943. But that doesn’t mean he isn’t like Hitler in 1931, though in truth I think Mussolini…

Welp, looks like the new SS is really starting to get in gear. Yes, many on the left scoffed when people called Trump a fascist after the election. We’ll see.

I would like to believe that the used car salesman in chief’s phone has been replaced with a model attached to a closed loop network with a bot set to simulate people liking his tweets.

“him doped up and sleeping” = “cut off his supply of amphetamines”