The issue is guns, specifically assault weapons. Take away the means. Motive is irrelevant.

Generation Z, you say. I’m not sure I like what that implies...

I hear you. It says so right here!

Melania and I join millions of people around the world in mourning the passing of Billy Graham.

Well yes I did get it. After a minute.

Alina “Aagitova” would like you to know that when you zig, she Zagitova’s.

He will be missed by Christians and all religions.

So does your name.

At least he’s the type of athlete that dives in head first.

I do rather enjoy the mental image of London bankers getting laid off en masse and having stand offs with the police like the miners in the 1980s. I don’t know why, though.

I kissed her (for two minutes yet)

*They’ve boned since winning gold, with medals around their necks.

Oh, it absolutely is an actual movie in my mind. Cindi Mayweather can dream of electric sheep, and I’ll dream of Noir Town.

Anytime there’s a discussion between Dr Emilio Lizardo and John Bigbooté, I feel like the rest of us should just stand back.

He could knit some mittens, for example.

As a young cub, I once walked into a glass door and broke my front tooth. I was practicing walking with my eyes closed at the time. That’s what we used to do before cellphones.

You may be right about that, though at this point I’d fear it would only lead to more terrorism.

I agree about Steve Scalise. But I think they’re pretty okay with grown men getting shot (see Dick Cheney: whoops!). And I doubt if President Used Car Salesman would particularly care about his own children getting shot. But surely some of them might?

The only way most elected members of the Republican party would be in favour of gun control is if it were their own children getting shot at. I don’t want that to happen, because I don’t want any children getting shot at, but I’m pretty sure it’s true.

Still failing, but better than not trying, I suppose.