Only worth it if it comes with Mafalda.

I was thinking to perhaps tie him to the top of the airplane…

Look, if the fact is that the environment around Scott Pruitt is toxic, because of the toxicity of the environment involving decisions involving the toxicity of the environment and his decisions to make that same environment more toxic, then the solution to this problem is absolutely not to put Pruitt in economy…

More people exercised, more people stopped smoking and more people lost weight.

Did not notice the lit nails last night due to the distracting undercrackers. Not complaining, though, mind you.

Not showing up for me either. Here’s an invisible star!

I think this is absolutely the right time in history for the White House to be standing up for the poor oppressed group known as wife-beaters. I mean if the last few months have shown us anything, it’s that the nation has limitless patience for abusive misogynistic monsters, and that these men should be given every…

Re: Assange—he only released information that benefitted Russia… So once he’s extradited to the USA, expect him to be named by Trump as the next Secretary of State.

But what if he accidentally tells the truth?

It’s like you read my mind or something!

Yes, and anyway it should never have been branded RAM it was really supposed to be an inspirational message about service rather than an inspirational message about selling trucks. They could have branded it with the Chrysler Corporation logo if said corporation had really wanted to remind us about service.

Something something Illinois Nazis. Ugh!

No argument from me about you and your friends, but I remember many voices here on this site who didn’t want to believe it could happen. (And I agree that hysterical hyperbole doesn’t help, because no, he’s not like Hitler in 1943. But that doesn’t mean he isn’t like Hitler in 1931, though in truth I think Mussolini…

Welp, looks like the new SS is really starting to get in gear. Yes, many on the left scoffed when people called Trump a fascist after the election. We’ll see.

I would like to believe that the used car salesman in chief’s phone has been replaced with a model attached to a closed loop network with a bot set to simulate people liking his tweets.

“him doped up and sleeping” = “cut off his supply of amphetamines”

Better accept at least two of those jobs should they be offered. You never know when the next one will come along. (Seriously though, that sounds promising. Good luck!)

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Newest tweet from *45 starts, “It was my great honor to welcome Mayor’s from across America to the WH.”

A small-hoofed bull with a flatulence problem.