So is he saying that those asses just grabbed themselves? Or that Mr. Lefty and Mr. Righty have free will independent of his?

I am a Canadian who has never heard of this chain called Massage Envy. Can someone explain how that name makes any sense at all? Is there a hidden pun that I’m missing, or is it just as creepy as it sounds to me?

If by “coastal elites” you mean people with a sense that there’s such a thing as objective reality, then yes, he does rather stick it to them.

Well of course women are special. I mean he can’t grab men by their pussies, can he?

He only pardoned that turkey in hopes that someday someone will do the same for him.

They qualified to send a figure skating team this year. Understandably, this is a big relief to South Korea (because it makes any mischief less likely).

“Great numbers on Stocks and the Economy. If we get Tax Cuts and Reform, we’ll really see some great results!”

Thanks, I’d forgotten about that “never been a beauty queen” line. That was cheesy, and probably the best explanation is that they were looking for a good rhyme.

Oops, didn’t see your comment before writing almost the same words.

“She was just 17, if you know what I mean.”

And (without knowing anything about Boucher personally) I think it’s safe to say that almost all anesthetists are insane.

I’d watch!

That’s the same process Donald Trump goes through with his face every night before bed.

You kid, but it is a mental health issue.

Derp

Hey, thanks for personalizing what I said. I’m not Indigenous myself, but this kind of casual racism makes me crazy. (I mean, the other kinds too, but if one’s allowed to be casual about it, the other kinds are so much easier.) Anyhow, I survived my ride home, and you keep fighting the good fight too.

Well, I get that you agree that Trump’s use of the term is awful. I’m not convinced by your explanation, for why this is tolerated though.

“Pocahontas”? What’s next, ....?

I’ve seen high school non-moron athletes drink too much water at sporting events. Not enough to die, but enough to become incapacitated. If you haven’t seen it, it’s easy to underestimate how hard overhydration is on the body.

Yes, and the top would be much lighter than the bottom, so structurally, it would make more sense to start there.