I think this is the correct answer. They have no morals or even principals as such. It’s really just pandering that gets them elected and costs them nothing as long as they personally are able to procure abortions for their mistresses if required.

Sorry, where’s King Kong?

Fucking Casey Neistat! Can’t someone else in NYC have a turn wasting money ludicrously for a change.

“You have no weight problems, that’s the good news,”

When there’s a pubic event, there’s often a Bush involved.

Wait, were you trying to say that we should call out sleazy grampas as well as former presidents, or sleazy grampas but not former presidents, or former presidents but not sleazy grampas, or neither sleazy grampas nor former presidents?

Also, once when I was working in a restaurant, I melted chocolate in a microwave in a ceramic bowl as I did every day there. It melted beautifully, and the bowl was cool enough to carry across the kitchen with my bare hands. But at some point in that walk across the kitchen, the bowl just exploded in my hands causing…

Microwave ovens are perfect for people who eat alone by heating up precooked food. Granted, one can cook a few items successfully from scratch as long as they are meant to come out damp.

Actually, I believe technically, “fucking moron” is right below “moron”.

AAAAGH!!!! Sorry. It just hit me again that in the USA, your vote may or may not be worth jack shit when you are voting for president, depending on which state you’re in. And that Hillary Clinton won a the popular vote.

When I saw that Gorka tweet up top, I honestly thought he was joking. Because obviously it makes no fucking sense that Weinstein should have followed Pence’s weird little rules to avoid trouble. Actually, it would have been fine if he’d just not broken the actual law, like the one that prohibits rape, for example.

Now that would be sweet! Can we get started at the brainwashing campaign to turn Melania into the Manchurian Candidate? The next time he says “Yuuge” she just starts stabbing.

“I will be using the power of the pen to give great HealthCare to many people - FAST”

I guess you Brits could move to Canada if you really wanted to join NAFTA. Maybe find some nice Crown land in northern Saskatchewan? Probably you could fit the UK in there somewhere. (Though I wouldn’t bother asking the First Nations peoples for any more land if I were you.)

Your last paragraph is absolutely correct, but beyond that, you are making your life way more complicated than it needs to be. Here’s how to poach eggs:

Actually, I find poaching eggs far easier than soft-boiling, and then peeling them. I have no idea what the point of this article is other than “Whaaah, I only know how to do one thing, and that’s the way I like it.”

“…who I will never forget!”

I’ll drink to that.

Good summary except for one point: it was Ivanka and Don Jr, not Ivanka and Jared. I realize it’s hard to even care anymore who’s who among these grifters.

Aw, just leave them alone. They’re just trying to have a couple of sheds.