Well of course they lacked artistic merit. They didn’t glorify slaveholders.

Ha! But that would require the American People to come to terms with the idea that the United States was founded as a way for only white English-speaking men to take advantage of the land and labour that they stole from others, that the high-minded ideals they espoused weren’t for this history of the country worth the…

Yes, and the thing is, these people want to be punched.

Agree 100%. This incompetent buffoon does not have the saving grace of dementia as many suppose. He really is as vile, stupid, and narcissistic as he appears without the benefit of a degenerative disease. He is a cheeto-dusted malignant carcinoma. The question at this point is, which will whither and fail first, the…

Next week on Fox:

Well okay but… granted Arpaio is guilty as hell as was Tricky Dicky… but if you were in prison for a crime you didn’t commit and someone offered you a pardon, wouldn’t you take it? Or would you serve your full term nobly like an innocent person?

Well of course she had to take a picture of pills on a computer screen. It’s not like she has an assortment of prescription pills of her own that she can just take pictures of any time.

Sounds terrifying, by really are the odds that he was paying attention when they taught him how to launch a nuclear weapon? Don’t argue; this is the only hope I have left.

It’s not really Putin, or even Russia, that they love. It’s filthy lucre they’re after. These whores are willing and eager to sell themselves to the highest bidder, and if top dollar comes from an overseas kleptocracy with aims contrary to those of the United States, so be it!

If by “fun” you mean sickeningly terrifying…

The Slytherin house elf will ensure that no mudbloods are allowed to defile the pristine Slytherin lavatories.

Also, that bit about our relationship with Russia being at an all-time low… well let’s just say that Nikita Khrushchev might have something to say about that. “Ahistorical!” as Steven Miller is so fond of saying.

Yes! People say Trump has jumped the shark, but what if he jumped but fell in? “Excellent ratings! The best!”

Wow, I hadn’t read those quote from Ben Franklin before. I mean, it’s never good to judge historical figures by modern standards, but on the other hand, what an asshole!

For the record, she’s from Slovenia, not Slovakia.

Trump:

In this case though, I’m willing to be that Trump hired Scaramucci specifically for that shitload of pharma-grade cocaine that The Mooch has an endless supply of and can easily get into the WH.

Ha ha... How much do you want to bet that the real reason Trump hired The Mooch is that The Mooch has the best coke?

I mean actually the novel, Charlie and Chocolate Factory, is an insane colonialist fantasy when it comes to the Oompa Loompas.