Actually, Trump is not a full-blooded Oompa Loompa. He is the offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Mike TV.

In his letter, Pickle expressed the hope that he will be president at 39 years old. A year ago, I wouldn’t have thought it likely that this kid would be president some day.

Indeed. I have no idea what Confederate will look like, but the novel Underground Airlines was a fantastic and horrifyingly plausible work of speculative fiction along the same lines.

Don’t worry about that tweet. That was just his way of quietly repealing freedom of religion. Nothing to see here.

In high school, I almost got to see a girl’s Scaramucci one time.

Why do I suddenly feel the urge to have a shower?

Oh that’s all right. I myself had forgotten what Schnitzengruben were.

Scaramouche - ie

For him, the T in LGBTQ always stood for Trump.

Perry Mason would’ve gotten these pranksters to confess in the end.

Pentagon officials have concluded that North Korea will have the capacity to hit the US with nuclear weapons as soon as 2018.

You, my good sir or lady, are no fun at all.

But they make Sara (Huckabee Sanders) smile.

Came here for this.

As someone who had a brain tumour removed years ago, I can attest that such tumours are indeed evil and right wing in perspective.

In that video with the interns, what that fellow standing just to Trump’s left actually Jared Kushner, or just one of his understudies/clones?

I see it too, now that you mention it.

Yeah, looks like there’s a lot of genuine, deep-seated love there, not at all a situation where Scaramucci’s love goes to the highest bidder.

“If it is MADE IN AMERICA, it is the BEST!”

Henna gaijin.