Welp, but that’s basically the stated platform of the Liberal Party of Canada: to piss off the left and right equally, while pretending to be the only responsible ones. And it works twice as well if your name is Trudeau.

So, having been played for a fool by the Russians, and realizing it, he just decided to go along with it. This is why we can’t have nice things (like a president who isn’t Donald Trump).

For fuck’s sake, Comey! Just go stand next to the curtains until we say you can come out.

It’s so surreal to read the transcript of two men congratulating each other on how they never sleep and also on how they’re dealing with the drug problem.

Any more details? I mean true or not, it does kind of make sense.

He looks down on the beautiful and the losers, because he is an ugly winner.

In unrelated news: Justice Antonin Scalia is still dead.

I only came on this trip because you signed a document promising me an extra million in the divorce settlement. That agreement did not include touching. Now get away from me, you disgusting shitmonster, before I renegotiate.

The photo that wrote Trump’s political orbituary.

Gout has many possible causes: heredity, high alcohol consumption, high consumption of foods with purines (organ meats, certain fish), overweight, etc.

Joke’s on Trumpy: Comey was wearing a wire. Trumpy didn’t notice the Acme Appliance Repair van parked across the street from the White House.

The Trump presidency in a nutshell

Later in his interview with The Economist:

Thanks. Good article in Vox. But ugh, a 21 segment twitter thread? Can’t this guy get a real blog, or at least a Medium account?

Ah, but con man is actually two words, as is short-fingered.

I’m particularly happy that “asshole” and “clown” made the list.

Reporters being arrested for asking questions: just a reminder that this is not normal and this is not right.

“Phony hypocrites!”

Why is it that stupid people always underestimate their own stupidity while overestimating the stupidity of other people? I can just picture Trumpy cackling away that he could conveniently shitcan Comey to solve this Russia investigation business and both parties would praise him as a hero.

Her fault, her fault, her fault!