Yes, we all fear the worst. It could happen. Trump is dangerous!

David Owen would beg to differ. http://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/lessons-from-playing-golf-with-trump

Well yes, but to be fair, by some miracle, Tweetybird hasn’t actually started a war yet, so by that measure, he’s still better than W.

Hey, I’m not saying it would work. I’m saying it’s all I got.

My main weapon would be my disarming charm.

After the photo op was over, they had to windex the inside of the windshield to get all his saliva off.

I know, right? First thing my eyes went to. Whatever it is, with any luck it’ll succeed in consuming the rest of his face.

While he took a well-deserved nap.

Yeah, I have a hard time believing this claim unless a few other people chime in that a number of sushi restaurants are essentially serving unseasoned onigiri with raw fish on top.

If we allow candidates for student government to be disqualified on the basis of intimidation tactics and failure to disclose financial information, where will it end?

By becoming a religious nutbar.

Are Americans overly cautious when it comes to food safety just like they are with “germs?”

Well then they’re absolutely doing it wrong. Sushi comes in many forms, some of it involving raw fish, but all of it involving seasoned, vinagered rice.

Actually, Time magazine and the rest of the media could do America a service by transcribing everything Trump says in all-caps.

If true, it’s pretty much straight up treason, is it not?

she will not be, “automatically subject to certain ethics rules,” according to Politico, because she doesn’t technically work there.

“Must find leaker now!”

That’s why God made his hands so small.

Those shit ton of cameras would be on the Mexican side—the side that doesn’t want the wall and sure doesn’t want cameras. Let’s just say that there’d be a shit ton of target practice on those cameras. And once they’re broken, who’d fix them? Haha—what a fracaso!

Corruption isn’t a disqualifier to serving in Trumpy’s cabinet. It’s more like a prerequisite.