If Kim Jong Un were on Twitter:

I got it and it was funny!

In Soviet Russia, email sends you!

Vote Baggier Trousers/Even Baggier Trousers in 2020. We’ve done worse!

When Shinzo Abe translated what the Japanese photographers were saying (“look at me”) Trump fixed him with a death stare. He’s vowed to avoid making that humiliating mistake again by abstaining from all eye contact.

Rather like that old saying:

Plus: the word for cheese is queso in both Spanish and Irish!

Worse, worse, worse, and worse.

The last government that approvingly cited a satirical article was China in the People’s Daily which quoted The Onion’s reporting on Kim Jong Un as the sexiest man alive 2012.

Traditional Republicans do that kind of messaging. I’d say that Trump and his ilk are different.

Thank you. This is exactly what I was thinking as I read the article. Also – just doing the math – his father was about 86 years old in 2008. Definitely not the time of life to have all one’s assets invested in the stock market. If Marty Bannon is seething, it should be with himself.

Sommelier of you seem to be looking at the world through rosé coloured glasses. Don’t blush; you’re sancerrely funny.

Took me a moment, but I like the way you think.

To be honest, I think I’d feel pretty guilty about making $200K per year. Mind you, I’d get used to it…

Where did you find that picture of Willy Wonka taking an Oompa Loompa into the White House?

OK, that’s his head for sure. But are we certain that’s his hand? Like is it absolutely connected somewhere under that suit to the same body that includes that orange puffy head? I mean the fingers are stumpy enough, but something still doesn’t add up.

Andrew Jackson’s grave? Sure, why not. Maybe we can distract President Tweetybird by sending him on a grand tour of the final resting places of the worlds greatest assholes.

I think there are more people raised without religion than you know about because in many parts of the US they tend to keep a low profile. And they do this because of what is essentially religious persecution. I was raised by ex-protestant parents who gave me a good acquaintance with the bible, but no supernatural…

Germany?

“We noticed on the map of your genome that you have two X chromosomes instead of the normal XY configuration. According to our HR department, that means we need to pay you 50% less. Sorry about that, and maybe you should visit your doctor to get that checked out.”