Cue the “I look down on people who do jobs I wouldn’t do and probably work harder than I do considering the fact that I have time to comment on blogs” comments.

Well sure, I suppose you’d need to grill a nothing burger.

It’s like that time months after (former mayor of Toronto) Rob Ford was known to have smoked crack, after months of steady denials, he suddenly said, “You guys didn’t ask me the right question.” According to him, the media had only asked, Do you smoke crack, when they should have asked, “Have you smoked crack.”

Is North Dakota the North Korea of the Dakotas?

Oh that’s weird. I didn’t know Garfield was Jewish. Weird since Gibson cast him in such a christlike role (in the sense that he’s framed in the film with obvious Christian symbolism).

The old scorpion defence. Seem to be a lot of scorpions scurrying around these days.

and Jodie Foster. Don’t forget her.

Thank you. I’ve been waiting my whole life (or maybe about a month since I first noticed these shapes) for this post.

Well, but that’s also Ivanka’s job.

Sure, because childcare for the already wealthy is very exclusive, luxurious, and expensive. The best, really.

Please stop.

She’s the defacto “first lady”. (Melania’s job is “hausfrau”).

Wrong: she got nominated in that last movie because Julie was so trite that she made Julia look deep.

Nope, Speed! Gravity was a snore.

I completely agree even though I’ve never seen Blind Side, which makes me trite and moralistic. (Honest, though!)

More like, “I’m pretty much the same as Lincoln at this point.”

Decoding presidential musings:

Curious about the number of crimes caused by immigrants to Sweden vs the number caused by Donald Trump.

Doesn’t Rush Limbaugh also have syphilis? Can two syphilitics understand each other’s crazy talk the way twins make up a secret language?

I almost wish that the reports of collusion between Orange Ghaddafi and Russia were “fake news”. He would still deserve it as payback for his long campaign to discredit President Obama’s citizenship.