That is all.

Imagine there’s no heaven...

Here’s a star for your Mac.

Oh, believe me…almost as ashamed of myself as my mother is.

Who should Trump consult about his problem with leaking?

Sorry, I meant comrade.

Trump doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does, it’s Жигулевское Светлое. (And he drinks it with a very smart friend.)

Grifters gonna grift.

And running for re-election.

First one to drop an actual tip gets ungreyed.

1 (one) silver plated tongue stud is acceptable.

Having recently returned from a trip to Japan and several airports therein, I can report that the Japanese do airports right. Rather that limiting retail to a limited number of extortionists, there are typically many, many shops and restaurants with very competitive prices. It was a pleasure to have a filling,…

Pro tip: if you light yourself on fire and roll around on the floor, you’ll only put out the fire. Better to light yourself on fire and then run around screaming.

What I love is that the bear mauls that box exactly as slowly and methodically as it would maul any of us humans, and for the same reason: because it’s fucking fun!

Bear is obviously a big U2 fan.

Shhhh....

I mean, don’t get me wrong. I’m sure Trudeau despises Trump and everything he stands for, but he’s been extremely careful not to say anything negative about Trump so far. Trade with the USA is very important to the Canadian Economy, so he’s been on tiptoes since November. I think the presumption is that if Trump…

I’m more worried about Trudeau transforming himself into a lickspittle, so terrified he is of getting on Trump’s bad side.

I’d say more like W than HW, as much as you could make a comparison. He’s pretty right-wing and hawkish as Japanese politicians go. For example committing to move Japan’s military out of its post-war role as strictly self-defence in spite of the opposition of the majority of Japanese citizens.