Keep digging that hole!

No one is forced to join a union. One could for example get a job in a non-unionized workplace. Many do!

This is the best answer. You made my moustache curl.

I don’t know how many hipsters it takes to screw in a lightbulb, but I imagine it has something to do with artisanal candles.

Here’s how Trump will get Mexico to pay for the wall. So simple!

Guaranteed: Trump hasn’t even read the books he wrote.

“I wasn’t sure about the Nazi party, but when the Jewish lady down the street gave me the stink eye one day as I was goose-stepping down the block, well then, I decided maybe this Hitler fellow does have a point!”

Any woman who in 2017 defines herself as (among other things) a “Goldwater Girl” well, I really don’t know.

This is exactly the point he and his administration are making. By lying about something so unimportant and easily debunked as the size of the inauguration crowds, they are asserting their right to impose their version of reality (i.e. blatant falsehoods) on the public, and, absurd as it sounds, they are demanding…

Yeah, a regular Bearavaggio.

You’ve got my vote on the basis of that platform alone!

James, some people seem to think yourine over your head with this analysis, but I think you’re number 1!

Ahh... ok

Sure. I just don’t understand the confusion.

I don’t get why everyone’s piling on MantiMeow. It reads to me like he or she is asking what the distribution is on this top 50 list from $45B to $1.8B. In other words, is number 25 on the list closer to $45B or to $1.8B? Seems like a reasonable question to me.

Actually, they call it “makakke” porn.

In high school in ninth and tenth grades I got very good at figuring out locker combinations. I’d spy and make a note if the first two numbers and then later go back and figure out the third. Late nights after band practice while waiting for my mother to pick me up, I’d check out what people had in their lockers.…

I have a pen. I have an apple. Uh! Apple pen!

Then why do I have to listen to “Glory to the newborn king” every year over the PA system at the mall? (And I said ”seemingly”. I didn’t meant that they are literally surprised. )

Ever heard Joy to the World?