Actually they were referring to Queen Elizabeth being ill and got a little ahead of themselves.

Translated:

Actually not true. He did once write a whole article retrospectively praising Mean Girls. So he isn’t necessarily a highbrow elitist. He’s more of a contrarian (and it goes without saying, a pretentious asshole).

One thing’s for sure. We need a good man in the agency, someone can make a deal, someone who understands supply and demand and who gets what he demands. In short, we need a man like Heisenberg.

Nah, Trump turned it off as soon as he didn’t see himself parodied. Then he spent the rest of the night asking his staff if Pablo Escobar was available to run the DEA and refusing to take no for an answer.

At this point, I’m just waiting for the rest of the world (apart from Russia) to come together and marginalize the USA for the next 4 years. Because it’s quite obvious that keeping up relations with the current kakistocracy just isn’t worth the effort.

What’s good for Donald Trump is good for America. Where’s the conflict?

Unions are no longer necessary because of government regulations that protect workers.

The Department of Housing and Urban Development oversaw programs that provided vouchers and other rental assistance for five million low-income families, fights urban blight and helped struggling homeowners stave off foreclosures.

In the case of the best con artists, the victims will continue to defend them long after the con has been exposed.

No argument.

I note that my sense of humour is too subtle for you. Apologies!

Is the music gorgeous? It might be the best score of the year!

Obama, Sasha and Malia, 279

Billionaires are just like normal smart, talented individuals. Except much, much greedier.

All the popular vote really proves is that America is overall a blue country. (And some of us are feeling particularly blue.)

Hey interesting: from the article you linked to, “Jill Stein’s 1 percent temper tantrum cannot go unchecked,” said Michigan Republican Party Chairman Ronna Romney McDaniel in a statement touting the objection.”

Well in the late autumn, sure. In warmer weather, I’d probably go with a gewurtz: floral, yet anarchic.

At this point, I’d be open to an insectocracy.

But who will he appoint to be Secretary of Da Fence?