I mean it's really hard to scoop someone for a bodyslam unless they post with you for it. And even then I'm not sure reporters can take a flatback bump too well.

Nothing says "snowflake" better than something white, fragile and easily dismantled, like the average conservative.

Real nice thing we had going on there

I mean, it sounds like a huge step up from State of Fear anyway.

JESUS AV CLUB
LET ME FIGHT SOME SUCKER IRL IN PEACE

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oh you're serious
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Can we not just, like, bury this guy up to his chin in front of a termite mound and rub honey on his eyelids?

I mean if you replaced "jokes" with "little green men" in that sentence you'd probably seem less out-there.

doggo

Are Palm Pilots still a thing?

Oh, I'm sorry, does baby need a bottle? It's better to keep the teevee turned off if you need to live in an echo chamber that never challenges you.

C-? Can't be any worse than the actual Blair Witch then.

In HateSong, we ask our favorite musicians, writers, comedians, actors, and so forth to expound on the one song they hate most in the world.

You ever go to a heavy water light show but the music is terrible? That's Avatar.

Kick Ass. I did catch and groan at Avatar but I think the effects meant seeing it in the cinema was preferable to catching it on teevee where I'd have gotten zero pleasure from it.

Go back to your boy band manufactured by a record executive to sell clothes, John.

So that's what "All the Way to Reno" was about

This is a series composed of one tight thriller and now four big dumb action movies. Any chance we could try the thriller angle again?

You'd think Trump would leap at the chance to learn how to make swole gains in those tiny hands.

Ethnic cleansing Cleanliness is next to godliness after all