He was pretty well versed in making money from schlock and spending that on better films. I mean, on one hand, he churned out Dune and Amityville 3D. On the other hand he's behind genuine cult classics like Manhunter and Diabolik. The man's back too much quality to ever be accused of just lucking out.

Like a Godzilla too or what

Man, I wish I could go back to not having any idea of how terrible Woods is so I didn't feel so bad about loving his acting.

No, no, that's fine. Patrick and Paddy are perfectly interchangeable and we're grand with that. Yes Patrick is an anglicised form of the name but so are many names in common use nowadays. Patty, however, that's where we take umbrage.

This reminds me, I should re-read Lords of Chaos again.

"Well I did manage to pull some, uh, minor, very minor influence from—look! Over there! A glib, snarky distraction written such that any one of my identical characters could have winkingly said it!"

I'm sure I'm not the only one who misread the headline without the second P there, but that reminds me of how, several years ago, my brother and I were watching Wall Street and he had to leave before it was over. He asked me to let him know how it finished, so I concocted an ending for it whereby Michael Douglas…

An ulcer on the very tip of your tongue > Joss Whedon

Yeah yeah, but "Speed 3" is still the best in the series.

Too subtle, tell us how you really feel.

I mean, I would like to support a company sticking up for migrants, but Bud is very expensive for what we Europeans consider bottled water.

I know so little about anything in this article I don't even know if this is a joke or not.

What started as me curiously checking for anything I might be interested in quickly became an exercise in wondering when all modern music became strange and unfamiliar to me.

I really enjoy thrash metal but man if everyone who makes it isn't a real piece of work, I dunno.

She realised the importance of manual dexterity, and so will you.

Snikt?

This is the same Hollywood who sign petitions to have Polanski cleared. Same shit, different rapist.

Yeah nothing says "heading a business department" like a key figure in what must now be approaching double-digits of failed business enterprises. But hey, you gotta want it.

It wouldn't even matter if he did blow his pops' brains out, there'd still be a set of alternative facts to spin it anyway. I don't envy you new worlders.

Damn. As a young man I inherited the entire Can and Holger Czukay back catalogues from an uncle who was a big influence on me, and they've always been the band I most associate with him. This sucks.