The offer to trade you guys Trump for Arlene Foster still stands, you guys. You Americans love draft trades and shit, right?

Former Impact Wrestling promoter Billy Corgan had a band?

I mean, I'm not great fan of any of the Fienneses, but we're dancing around the fact that 2001 Michael Jackson kinda looked a lot like a fine-featured white man.

Yeah yeah yeah but what about Boojum eaters

She's a rapper who kept the stage name when she started acting. Like 50 Cent.

Sarah Paulson, Anne Hathaway, Cate Blanchett? Tell me more.
James Corden and Helena Bonham Carter? Tell me less.

Duane Denison

please no

On a trip to Amsterdam I managed to see that new series dubbed in Dutch with the exact same shrill pitches. I um did not react well

Look, I love Anna Kendrick as much as the next guy, but talking about this shit in January is really pushing the whole early-Christmas thing a little.

I want to believe that this won't be terrible, but really they should have ended at season seven.

She'd need to be, this steel chair ain't just for my ass.

I mean, if you took the non-Americans out of MMA you'd lose a lot of drawing power there too. Sad.

Just in time for my birthday, folks

This really makes it hard to enjoy his naked coke-fuelled ass in Videodrome.

Oh wow it actually was. Point still stands.

I'm just saying, they missed a trick not calling the son John Bennet.

I don't tweet much but I use the DM feature a fair bit.

Speaking of which, ballnuts, you have me on twitter now.

I guess he's a better choice for it than Jacques.