My Name is Bruce was basically a one-man version of this idea anyway; so it's far from a stretch. I'd dig it.

"…pretty good, as far as season 10 goes"

I could watch all of these a hundred times before I found the fortitude to watch Futurama's "Jurassic Bark" again.

So long as they remember not to cross the streams. Melissa McCarthy in The Walking Dead is probably the worst thing that could happen to television as a medium.

Maybe there is no Springfield. Maybe it's one of them, um, metaphorical things.

Bollocks to extradition, give him scaphism.

Fuck Ted Mosby. There's never been a more dislikeable character on television, and I'm even counting the Grammies in that.

Pacino is a dude who deserves to have an Oscar on his mantelpiece. Getting it for a hammy role in a dud film sucks, but he had more than earned the cred that got him there by that stage.

Next single drops March 17th, too. I have such a raging boner right now.

That was a poor choice of recipient, but not an unworthy winner overall. Scent of a Woman was terrible, but it was basically a case of giving Pacino the award for his body of work and that particular year just being the excuse to do so, which is why it's similar.

It's easy looking back at it to say a lot of people would change that decision, but it was an awards body (which are always conservative) giving a newly-minted award to an act that had been making records in the genre for years over one that at the time were still a young-people's rebellious band. It's like Pacino…

"Hard Rock and Heavy Metal", which everyone seems to overlook.

It's never, ever "will they, won't they". It's always "when will they". Someone needs to step things up and pull a Casablanca on one of these ships.

Then hurry up and get Maggie Q on the phone.

Seriously, someone else has died and it's still not Glen. This show is torturing me.

How about a mashup of Taylor Swift and my weiner, amirite? Amirite?

There's a difference between murder to avenge a crime and murder to spite a criminal; killing the thief would be one thing, but killing his family is crossing a line between vengeful and maniacal.

A pat on the head for this man.

So 100% bullshit, then.

Damn, you had me expecting a real power ranger; I think we can all agree nothing without Bulk and Skull counts.