Nope. Look, there are times when people get up in arms over knowing even the tiniest plot detail in advance and that's definitely over the top. And people should know where is going to be stupid to venture to if they want to avoid spoilers. But that's not always possible—there's always someone who jams a spoiler into…

Yeah, I took a cousin to one of those folk-in-cartoon-character-suits shows and it just got knifey.

Square in the middle suits me best; most cinemas here tend to have a sort of two-tier thing where the floor raises by a step about halfway back and the first row of those raised seats are perfect since you've got a clear view from a good distance and you're usually in the sweet spot for the whole surround sound.

You know, I never really had that experience at concerts—small gigs, sure, but if you're paying less than a fiver at the door you're going to get folk who are just going to dick around. Any real concerts I've been to—and while I am counting chill stuff like Jethro Tull and Jackson Browne in there, I've also caught big…

It's also like 90% about Sandra Bullock so I've still not sucked it up enough to watch it.

Bad things can't ever said about Brad Dourif, except possibly "where did Brad Dourif go and why isn't he here now?".

Chuck Lorre sitcoms or Roman Polanski films. Then again maybe I shouldn't choose so the quare fella doesn't know…

I don't even care what he's playing. I watched that short film of him eating a hamburger like eight times so I'm sure I can sit through this thing too.

Exhibit B, Christina Hendricks and the snozzberries dude from Super Troopers whose name I couldn't be bothered looking up.

There's an alternate cut of 3 that's a lot more interesting than the theatrical one, but even the subpar theatrical cut has a great atmosphere and cast. I can't recommend much about Resurrection beyond a few of the actual effects used for the aliens (the swimming scene in particularly looks striking, but that's about…

I have to say, I really like these movies. Only seen the first three, mind, and the third does drop off in quality a lot, but there's something much more relatable and endearing to them than most comedies. And as bawdy as they initially seem, even my prudish missus got a lot of laughs out of them.

It's probably the only one I can't think of a better version of off-hand (though wikipedia assures me Hendrix, Bowie, and the Surfaris all recorded covers, which seems promising) but "All Along the Watchtower", "The Times They Are A-Changing", "I'll Be Your Baby Tonight", and "Lay Down Your Weary Tune" were all better…

If only he'd paid two million back when it was first written so Dylan never actually sang it himself. Love his songwriting, hate his performances.

Why you gotta go do that

After BET awards i will no longer go by Bow Wow! Im going by my real name “Shad Moss” we made alot of history as bow wow. Now its time for the next chapter and challenge. Bow wow does not fit who i am today. Ima father, business man, TV host, Actor, and rapper! Time for MR Moss to take over!

This all sounded really interesting interesting until those dreaded three words arrived: first person shooter.

I'd say "Trash of the Titans" or "King of the Hill" are probably when it seriously telegraphed what it was to become; outside of "hospital, please" and to a lesser extent the dream-vs-reality moment with Homer and the Sherpas, the latter episode barely even raises a smile.

There are direct links to them that still work (they're cited on wikipedia), but since the site overhaul, the new search feature means searching for anything specific sucks balls. Massive, sweaty, vinegary, Ron Jeremy, old man, kinda-got-some-shitty-blowback-from-the-taint balls.

Sort of relevant: has there been an agreed-upon limit to what's considered "classic" with these, or will this feature eventually just cover all the episodes again but with a little more hindsight? Because, when I was a kid, this feature used to be a pet store. Right over there used to be the cutest little—

Unless "middle school" is American for "special school", that kid is never gonna make it as an artist.