I'd pay cold hard cash money to see Dawson playing Wayne Knight.

Bollocks to this, I want them to license a terrible beat-em-up video game called Shark Fu.

It's kinda cute but I don't really get the appeal of it. It has a nice cat though.

I always assumed these would be cheap movies to makes, since reading eighty-page-long diatribes makes for effects-free scenes full of nothing but talking. Was I wrong?

Wait, another another Friday the 13th?

Yeah I need to go watch the first two, maybe three of these again like now.

Counterpoint: Those movies didn't exactly make a star out of Gaye.

Maybe it's a transaltlantic thing, but all we ever got over here was "Try Again", and it baffled me for years how big a following the woman's tragic death seemed to evoke; is it a case of mourning for what never got to be, or did she have a bigger career that just didn't cross the pond?

The Warrior is, ultimately, leftist and realises you gotta let people have money if they're gonna spend it. Just so long as they don't spend it in TGI Fridays.

Parts Unknown.

An LP is a full album (long-play records hold about 45 minutes of music, possibly more now with better production techniques). Are you thinking of EPs?

Weird Al has never not been hilarious, which is an amazing level of consistency not just for a comedy act but also just in terms of any musician with 13 albums to their name. But I swear to god he needs to get that moustache back on his face or I'll not be able to finish my dinner.

A business is like a family. An abusive family whose father is never home and whose mother is forever sucking off the government/landlord for leniency with the taxes/rent, but still a family.

I dunno, man. Maybe it's because I don't like bourbon and every fucking thing mas marinaded and/or glazed in the stuff, but I had to give up mid-meal. And I'm not a timid eater.

I think they named him after an airport.

I went to what is probably my country's only TGI Fridays once and it was probably the worst meal I ever ate.

20,000 Leagues I got simply because the map has a great big route drawn across the ocean.

My basement window abuts his street.

When will people realise that this is the internet, not some repressed sundown-town; I mean, someone could say "just don't go into comment threads" but how are people going to express opinions without bullshit segregationism or hatred? Now when I'm trying to make snarky online comments I'm going to have to see THAT?

Maybe they were expecting right-wing politician Steve Martin?