“But your ad in The Pennysaver says 24 Hour Service. Nowhere does it say that costs extra!”

3rd person blogs are never a good sign.

“If the key works Monday, I’ll keep working.”

You ok bud?

Who in their right mind takes this job anymore. If Snyder doesn’t change the GM as well, you would have to be very desperate to be a head coach. Oh yeah! Gregg Williams, thats who.

If I was Darnold, I’d spin this out as long as possible in the hope that Gase gets fired before I come back. It’s the smartest choice he could make at this point.

I love Football. I believe Football ranks up there with Religion as a way for people to find meaning in their meaningless lives. But seeing him drop limp shook me to the core. It is supposed to be a game. 

Mr. Bradshaw, how is babby formed?

That looked superscary and you could feel the concern from the Steelers. Hell, I can’t think of that many MMA fights where it took that long for someone to be moving about after the knockout. And even Rudolph got up, he couldn’t walk without two guys supporting him.

The way they cut down the top section of that stadium and tarped off the rest is possibly a crime in architecture and humanity itself.

So under the banner of being “patriots” they feel entitled to overwhelm and displace the redskins from their native land, big surprise.

Right, coaches in all sports do this. Having the better players in never good enough, they think it's really them against the other coach.

Guess they really did drain the swamp in Washington

An underrated sports joy is being the visiting fans and having the stadium ring out with “DE=FENSE” when the home QB is on the field.

this sheer incompetence needs to be acknowledged in some way.

Adam Gase strikes me as somebody who deliberately tries to overcomplicate things by design. The sort of unappreciated genius who is lazily dismissed by philistines of the game simply because none of his plans actually work.

And like most sociopaths he’s not actually that good at most things. While Hannibal Lecter makes for good fiction he is very much the exception.

It is so sad that Miami is basically destroying itself to tank and yet it still manages to be a competition with the Jets and Skins who are actually trying.

Pretty on-brand for the Rockets not to defend anything.

That tweet was so moderate and banal. Of course China, being huge Rockets fans, couldn’t identify an offensive foul.