Here's a good counter to that:

Love is all good and well, till you can't afford the heating or food and both your kids get taken by social services...

If she is paying for health insurance she is paying for it herself.

No care cares, everyone waiting on Moto 360.

Yes, I don't understand this. Everyone must respect their Christian values and beliefs, but they don't have to return the favour. It's so stupid and it makes my brain hurt.

Bah! I know they're always like the top of the food safety chopping block, but I love these suckers. My grandma used to always give them to us with a bowl of soy sauce and vinegar to dip...my friends saw me do this and dubbed it skinny girl snack. Ohh, now I want some.

Nope, you can keep them. What I don't understand is why a lot of folks (like my mother-in-law) who love cantaloupe insist on pushing it upon folks who strongly dislike it? I can't even stand the smell.

You do realize complicit oppression is an oxy moron? (for future note, unless it's interesting/funny, not going to explain the world to you...)

Some men could feel more comfortable with a male nurse in certain situations, just like women prefer to be around female doctors and nurses at times. The physical demands of today's heavier patients would make male nurses handy as well - not that they are universally stronger, but can't deny guys are stronger on…

and this is why you always vote, even if you're not ecstatic about the candidates.

I feel like this is now an acceptable response to the more ridiculous comments on Jezebel. EXCUSE YOU, I'M A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON. I SELL MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES.

My biggest problem with this is that it allowed the company to based it's rationale on unproven and unscientific claims.

Charge her with attempted murder; the kids could have brain damage from being cooked alive.

An old trucker gave me some of the best advice about staying calm while driving I have ever heard, and it also applies to life and jealousy: "Drive your own car. Just drive your own car."

All of Jezebel is a troll so probably not the best micro universe to pose that question.

As a person in fine mental health, I could concur, but what if some of those people fed negative feeds were in the midst of a low cycle of extreme depression, or had some other mental health issue? In a situation like that, FB could be responsible for a number of potentially terrible outcomes such as suicide, or an…

Because people did not consent to being guinea pigs for experiments designed solely to fuck with their moods. It's next-level intrusion and it should make us all very worried about how we are being manipulated. There are actual ethical rules for this kind of study, and the editor of the results herself wasn't sure…

No. This shit is a hot mess. It's like an unfunny parody.

"...a state contest official recruited her to compete in the Miss Pike Creek and Miss Delaware competitions. During the process, the representative reviewed her birth certificate and license, all of which contain her birthdate, and told her she was eligible."

When my grandma turned 24 we stopped visiting her at the retirement home because she was too decrepit and grotesque.