Further proof that Android is a more genital-friendly operating system than iOS.

When they try to tell me that pugs don't shed, I just point to whatever I am wearing.

Is this comment real?

That's what I tell people every time they stop me while walking my pug to admire him. Most people just ask if the snoring bothers me (it doesn't, since my basset hound was worse) and I feel I must warn them that about the shedding.

Yeah. It's called Game of Thrones. It's on HBO

A Lannister always pays his vets.

I would watch this show every day.

Every time I have said yes.

SNIPERS on his front lawn? For (what turned out to be false) alleged robbery? Jesus Christ.

If you believe the narrative that it's "your special day" and grew up thinking you just wanted one day to "be a princess" while men are told "it's all about the bride that day, don't even bother" , THIS is what happens.

Right, so that pricey stressful wedding BS still happened, but you were smart enough not to force those insane costs on your bridesmaids (because you didn't have any) right? My point, whether eloquently worded or not, was that that while the author was saying the costs of being a bridesmaid were insane and that it…

"I still haven't had my wedding pictures developed and we've been married almost 20 years."

My husband was also like this. Which was fine by me. But just because this happened this way for me - and you- doesn't mean that it's the norm. I think it's safe to say that the majority of the time, it's the women who want all the things. I think BurnedByDay has a point when he says sexist is probably not the best…

Even more galling are the people who put little cards in their invitations saying that if you can't go to the wedding, would you mind making a donation for the designation wedding? One of my cousins did this and it took all of my willpower to not photocopy my ass and send it back to her with a declination.

Please.

So hear you. I've started turning friends down who ask. Because, I've got this bug up my ass about this "unmarried/non-breeding people deserve nothing!" shit. See - I'm more than willing to participate. Buy the gown, pay for gifts, chip in for the limo, etc. etc. But, it's absolutely NEVER reciprocated. I'm…

Oh shove that MRA nonsense up your ass. It's your fucking problem that you can't tell Heather her wedding demands are too damn much, not society's. It's your damn fault you can't tell someone who is supposedly your friend that they are asking too much of your time and your resources and to reconsider their demands.…

Even if more than one shower has become common practice, people should not be invited to more than one shower. It makes sense to have multiple showers if your family and friends live in different cities, for example. But having multiple showers as a means of obtaining multiple gifts from the same people is just tacky…

I consider the financial expectations that are placed on women in bridal parties to be excessive, unreasonable and sexist

So women spending far too much money on events surrounding a wedding is sexist? No, it's silly and wasteful and it's entirely preventable but this aint me and the boys ensuring you can't come into the club house or ensuring you won't get the promotion or the deserved raise because of your gender, this is keeping up…