It’s possible to vote against both major parties, you know.

all of the Bernie supporters who started the cycle of Hillary hate

My boyfriend is in finance and I’m pretty sure we’re about to be poor based on his noises.

Or they just weren’t going to vote for the candidate who in 08 went around the place proclaiming multiple times that she was the superior candidate because of her support from white people.

So...where’s the apology for the washing machines?

Step 1: Don’t take ballot selfies.

My bf and I have a rule: we only get head when we are fresh out of the shower and that goes for both of us

the freshman year boyfriend who needed a lesson in washing his crack

WHY? Android already has one of if not THE best AI assistant on the market. I hate it when OEM’s try and add features that are already available and better Android.

I had assumed that, while it launched with the Pixel phones, it would move to other flagships in short order.

SERIOUSLY. I do not understand why people have a hard time with that.

DNC corruption will always be ignored and accepted because “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER SIDE?”

Yeah, but soon enough, the Note 7 would have fallen way behind in terms of Android updates. There’s also the issue of how they get laggier and laggier over time. It just wasn’t out long enough for either of those things to happen.

the Note 7 must be a really good phone if people are willing to risk their safety for it

Apple has kept the “pro” name but is really only marketing it to the average user, thus alienating an important demographic.

Problem: It’s called MacBook PRO. It’s not Pro. It’s Amateur.

For real. Unlike most people in these comments, I’m not opposed to spending money on luxurious foods, but the damned glace apricots are $85 for 32 ounces. As delicious as they are, they are expensive as fuck—too much for me to spend my own money. But if someone buys them for me? HOLD ME BACK!

Psst! If you can prepare it with the sugar coating that they use for their glace apricots, then it’ll probably delicious.

No. It is not appropriate.

Please do not eat a man. Or a woman.