My boyfriend is in finance and I’m pretty sure we’re about to be poor based on his noises.

Or they just weren’t going to vote for the candidate who in 08 went around the place proclaiming multiple times that she was the superior candidate because of her support from white people.

Step 1: Don’t take ballot selfies.

My bf and I have a rule: we only get head when we are fresh out of the shower and that goes for both of us

the freshman year boyfriend who needed a lesson in washing his crack

SERIOUSLY. I do not understand why people have a hard time with that.

DNC corruption will always be ignored and accepted because “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER SIDE?”

For real. Unlike most people in these comments, I’m not opposed to spending money on luxurious foods, but the damned glace apricots are $85 for 32 ounces. As delicious as they are, they are expensive as fuck—too much for me to spend my own money. But if someone buys them for me? HOLD ME BACK!

Psst! If you can prepare it with the sugar coating that they use for their glace apricots, then it’ll probably delicious.

No. It is not appropriate.

Please do not eat a man. Or a woman.

In that case, can I be in the tank, as well?

So, according to the original poster, they are figuratively in the tank

“in the tank” is a figurative statement that cannot be taken literally.

Do you understand that “in the tank” is a figurative statement and, as such, cannot even be taken literally?

But do you even understand the problem of the original statement?

“The meaning of this word has changed because stupid people keep using it incorrectly.”

The FBI is LITERALLY in the tank for Donald Trump.

Your opinion does not change the fact that many people became supporters of Bernie Sanders after learning more about him and his positions. Just because Hillary is good at debates doesn’t mean that people will like what she stands for our believe what she says.