You don’t even get a slight lather!

You don’t even get a slight lather!

I want the same—an iPhone on Fi—but I’m not sure it’ll ever happen. Maybe one day when another service pops up and offers the same type of plans...

I have a friend who, when growing up, thought that the smell of weed was actually the smell of her dad’s poop. He used to smoke after locking himself into the bathroom.

Remember when they had compulsary routines and all had to do the exact same routine

Her win in the all around puts her in the same category as winners like Nastia Liukin, Gabby Douglas and Mary Lou Retton. Comparing Biles to these women would be fine, I guess

I also forgot she talked shit on shonda’s show by not accepting an Emmy for her character

I cannot wait to watch this show.

Can 8 year old boys even get erections? Is that a dumb question? I honestly never thought about it before (thank god)

I’m a member of one of the vulnerable demographics you’re feigning concern for. A group of people, in this case minorities, choosing not to vote for a person who has fucked them over in the past and seems willing to do so again judging by her behavior in the 2008 elections, isn’t about ideological purity. It’s about…

my first reaction was to make a sex offender joke, which I fully admit is not a well-conceived joke.

All of these people cried from the finale of “Stranger Things”??? That was...not my experience at all.

Make sure to read A Wind in the Door, the second book in the series. It’s by far my favorite.

Chicagoan here. I love Obama, and I was totally happy when we didn’t get the Olympics. This city has too many problems that need to be fixed. We don’t need the Olympics to distract from that.

Karma?

Barring injury to Simone, Aly, and Laurie

But even still, her name should have been called last.

Sadly, I’d rather vote for Madonna than anyone else who is running.

I hope the day never comes when some shitstain like Justin Bieber or a Jonas tries to remake this video with Kendall, Gigi, the other one, etc.

Easy for any of us to say. We’re not celebrities that the public is ready and waiting to tear down at any second.

I’m sure he didn’t hate getting paid $7 million for it.