But DT, please think of his precious boner!

You’d be surprised. A 32GB Verizon iPhone 5S in good condition still sells for around $350 on Swappa. I wouldn’t call that “not worth anything”. An iPhone 5 in good condition will still sell for at least around $200. That’s not insignificant.

For real. I was hooked the second I happened to touch my face a few days after I started to use one. I was like, “Holy shit. My skin feels so soft and clean!” My skin has been fantastic since I’ve been using mine.

All of those products, but not one of these?

I’m pissed that they referred to Hillary, top 5 presidential candidate, as “Mrs. Clinton”.

You don’t have to root for Hillary simply because she’s a woman in order to be a “good” feminist.

Terrible taste in names, too.

This is really shitty. They’ve probably only got a few weeks left before they have a gap in coverage, and insurance companies aren’t cool with gaps unless they’re less than 30 days.

Alcoholic butter beer: ginger beer and butterscotch liqueur. That’s what they mix at a bar I sometimes visit.

Make your own butter beer! A bar I go to mixes ginger beer and butterscotch liqueur, and it’s great.

A bar I go to every now and then makes their own butter beer cocktail. It’s ginger beer and butterscotch liqueur—pretty damn delicious.

Would a box of been the difference between life and death in this situation, probably not.

I see it as a stopgap measure; they’re giving trans women an opportunity that they may very well still be denied by other modeling agencies.

No, it’s reality. When I read about people spending shitloads of money on food, on the dress, the venue, etc, etc, etc, I just think, “Wow, they could have put a down payment on a house with this.”

I can’t wait to use this in one of my classes.

He and his music are basic, boring garbage.

Yes. Really. My brother was younger.

I think the point is “Let’s be catty and make fun of Gwyneth Paltrow even when she’s doing a good thing.”

I have very similar memories from growing up. Sucks for kids today, I guess.

Someone might ask if they’re lost or say something, but no one would be getting arrested.