One good thing about being from Eastern Oregon Redneck stock, my dad would have known exactly how to handle that situation and Rand Paul would have a new roommate.

I am no longer embarrassed by my crush on Jake Tapper.

Here’s a link to one of my favorite Ted talks. It rang SO true to me. We teach girls that they need to be perfect. To be afraid of how they’ll be judged and treated by the world around them. I believe this happens because we judge girls much harsher for their mistakes than we judge boys. Instead we should teach girls…

fwiw, just this evening while shopping in my local grocery store, ‘here’s where the story ends’ by the Sundays came on over the loudspeaker. wouldn’t you know it, i whistled through the song from aisle to aisle, not gaf if the other shoppers could hear me.

NEVER FORGET:

Guys, this is no laughing matter. Clearly this is going to be hard for Ted Cruz to get through, but if I know Ted Cruz, he’ll keep pounding it out as a member of the Senate. He has the ability to come back from this, but it’s going to take some intense work on himself first. There’s no doubt that this is a sticky…

There are actually a lot of great old politicians on Twitter. For example, 91-year-old John Dingell burning Tony Romo’s new sneakers:

Paging Erica Jong! xD Her classic Zipless Fuck With Men On Trains fantasy come true.

Meanwhile, YOU ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND I AM IN BROOKLYN.

He who wouldn’t guzzle $30k/month of wine among you, cast the first cork.

I was let go of my STEM job months before I reached 30 years of employment at my previous company. I was replaced by an H1-B worker at a lower wage, one who will never get any retirement benefits at all. I had no problem getting hired at another company in my area, and am now making significantly more than I did…

So gut the education system in our country and then try to force companies to hire the idiots produced by the hamstrung system? Feeling greater by the day!

The H1-B visa program is rife with abuse specifically because it puts all the power in the hands of corporations. An H1-B worker’s right to be in the U.S. is predicated entirely on their employment, so they pretty much have to accept whatever exploitative conditions their employer demands or risk deportation. It…

My job is to support the academic social research trump wants to destroy. I’ll be at work. I will then call my asshole tea party congress dickhead at all his offices over and over and over all week.

masturbating.