Can’t sleep, clowns will grab my pussy.

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

I don’t want Canadian anything. I learned that the hard way after ordering Canadian bacon.

I loathe Trump as much as the next Jezebel commenter, but I hate this sign stealing/burning stuff.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Stories like these are what makes me go, Karl Marx was right! Then I remember that these pieces of shit always still find a way to pull this behavior off within socialism/communism and I give up.

Thank you! For someone that insists she’s a real artiste she sure spends a lot of time ripping off Madonna, Bowie and Elton John. Kudos to Gaga for playing her own instruments tho. But nothing she has done is groundbreaking. The fact that she can sing has protected her from a lot of criticism.

This was dead on. I especially loved the part with the black man, “Denzel,” in the audience and asking a question. “You know who else should be in jail? Hillary Clinton...she’s basically a black.”

The fact that Trump is tweeting about Baldwin is reason enough for SNL to keep poking him.

Alec Baldwin is the best Trump impersonator I’ve seen. His jowly scowl is perfection.

Stern may be joking. I don’t like Howard Stern, but it’s sort of his job to get people to laugh at the horrible things he says.

When Stern runs for president?

Must be why he’s so into Ivanka, he knows the ones with the wreck of a father are the best lay.

#Repealthe19th, ladies and gentlemen. That’s where we’re at now. This election season has gone so far below the bottom of the barrel, so quickly, that it has punctured a hole in space-time. It now dwells in a dimension that lacks even the concept of barrels.

Nope, still horrible. If anyone thinks anything post-The Fame Monster is good Gaga, they’re lying to themselves.

This guy can’t handle his own words quoted to himself a few days later.

Really? Veterans can’t handle PTSD... this guy can’t even handle mean tweets.

Though not in the fashion biz, I have worked at several “cool” companies in the gaming biz. I’m starting to feel like any “young/hip/edgy” company is to be avoided like the plague. For all of the assholes on kick scooters and unused foos-ball tables and free cereal, there are plenty of execs and colleagues who would…

Oh my God, I just have to share this, folks!

And he makes the same weird white people movies over and over and over...