It used to be when people were drawn into ridiculous conspiracy theories they would be mocked and quietly forget about them. The GOP of today wears them like a badge of honor.

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

That made me spit wine out of my mouth. It is the literal epitome of Stupid Rich Man - he may as well have said “i own a summer home there” as he adjusted his monocle

I loved watching Trump tie himself into a Gordian knot trying to explain his stances on his tax returns, support for the Iraq war, and birtherism.

This debate made me weep for humanity. Hillary came across as smart and polished while Trump came across as a coked-up madman. And there are still millions upon millions of people who will vote for this human cheeto.

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

CAN WE PLEASE NAIL HIM ON THIS NOW, PLEASE.

I’m beginning to think that all the terrible ones just mean that the person wouldn’t be able to cast a patronus.

I got a stoat, which I thought was stupid at first, but now that you’ve mentioned His Dark Materials I feel better about it, like Pantaliamon.

Jane will be playing Myla Marbles in The Skill of the Negotiation: The Danny Dimp-Domp Story.

Only if Marla is kidnapped by North Korea.

Wait that isn’t a pic of Jane Krakowski?

Let it out Lurker. You’re among friends. Lesbian shitass friends who hate movies like the Notebook.

“The Notebook” is the most garbage-ass movie. Any pleasure derived from it should be accompanied by Raskolnikov-in-Siberia levels of guilt.

The first episode ended with the same “these are just theories, don’t sue!” screen. I only watched because the doc will be discussed on a podcast I listen to - in hindsight I should’ve ignored CBS’s 4 hours of speculation and skipped this week’s podcast.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

My work office is abuzz that he supposedly had an affair with Marion Cotillard when they filmed Allied. Which, if true, shouldn’t shock anyone including Angelina, as that is how she and Brad got together in the first place. Seems like his MO.

No shit. I didn’t set foot outside my apartment from Monday until Friday last week, and I only went outside Friday because I knew I had some eyeshadow waiting for me in my mailbox downstairs. I regularly get home Friday evening and hole up until Monday morning when I have to go to work. It’s one of my favorite things…

She shot him because she wasn’t “having cooperation” from him.