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Know that feel. Almost Whitney Houstoned myself with a few glasses of wine, a Xanax and some scented candles while I soaked in the tub. Like....what a way to go but I needed to find a better way to black out the bad stuff lol

It’s scary, right?? Like totally crazy-making. I would actually like to go back to the Bush years when I was naiive as to how bad it could get, how awful America could be, how stupid people were. Back when we just tangled with Fox News as a sole source of disinformation. I’m exhausted and sad and scared.

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Right? It feels slimy to give kudos to Fox News....I need a shower (>_<)

My parents had work done on the house today and mom struck up a convo with the main worker. She, a giddy Trump supporter (pray for me please), asked if he was going to enjoy the inauguration which set off a long convo re: Trump and how great he is. The guy said there were paid protesters getting $1,500 per day for

I think I read something where it’s better to have TVs turned to any channel but one showing the inauguration? I’m too lazy to look it up right now but it made sense to me at the time...

UMM!? What is that pig thing with sharp teeth from?!? I need to see the whole thing!!

“First Lady Daughter” -- crying and dying!

Me too but also the band, because I’ve been listening to them nonstop to remind me of a happier time, when I was upset Bush got a second term but I was still in college and might have a future once I got out. Ugh god. That’s where I am - that I would go back to the Bush years. I still love the pants off of Franz

That was my favorite part - “No puppet! No puppet! You’re the puppet!” Laughing through tears right now

I think it’s kind of funny...I lived in Japan about 10 years ago and mules were all the rage at the time although I hadn’t heard of them. If anyone is living there now, let us know what’s the drink du jour so we can predict the future! Really wish chu-hai had caught on here in the states. I’ve tried a few in NYC but

I was JUST TALKING about how easy it was to discredit people before! How did this guy skate right into the White House?? Remember when Dole said a few strong words and he was deemed a loose cannon? The Dean scream...what a different time.

She also said “if Trump sells out, it’s not our fault”. She’s made an art out of cognitive dissonance. HOW is it not your fault if someone acts exactly the way they did before you voted them in? You can’t disown the lion after it bites everyone; it’s a goddamn lion.

Right? I’d like a window into their minds. WHAT EXACTLY did they think he WAS??? He decorates his house like Louis XIV’s wet dream and sits on golden thrones. How was he someone who understood any of the struggles of the “little man”? A working class hero? The mind reels. He is truly someone who has failed up his

What kills me is that they were turning A PROFIT. It’s not enough for them to make money; they won’t stop until we’re slaves. I heard the top two people in the company make $50 mil a year. Could they take a sliver of a pay cut (that they probably wouldn’t notice) to pay out that $7 mil on their own? The answer is yes.

The smug grin on his face....it was something else. Just a bloviating charlatan. I hope the crowds turn on him one day but I know that’s just a pipe dream at this point

So sorry to hear that and just know we’ve all been there too. I’m wishing on falling stars that we get a time rift do-over because this is all just tooooooo muuuuuuuch

It’s incredible how deep the delusion is. I keep wondering if they really believe what they hear or of if it’s a cover, but for many people I meet, they’re true believers. Nothing fazes them at all. Fake news holds a lot of value for them, but real news rolls right off their backs. My mom told me Trump was best

  I had a fucking awful Thanksgiving, so much so that I don’t think I’m ever going to do Thanksgiving ever again. Next year I’m just going to buy myself a new vibe and stay home. I was stuck with three 60+ year old Trump voters who thought it was just dandy to peek in on underage girls (all men do it!) and use nukes

This was a gorgeous, spiritually nourishing moment for me. I have personally suffered under Lord Scott as a poor person. Would love to kick him in the ass every time he went anywhere. Bravo, Florida Woman. Ya did us proud.