I swear that wasn’t there a camera on the final night labeled “Trump TV”? You know how we all thought it was going to be a concession speech but he won? I swear I read that someone in the press pool saw a camera labeled Trump TV. This is my theory exactly. Being a martyr is more profitable than doing the dirty work.…

The “finalists” comment really got me too. He really does think it’s a TV show (if he thinks at all...kind of like a jellyfish, brainless and spineless and flowing with the currents. That’s an insult to jellyfish too)

“And on Donald Trump, that look is bigly ungood.”

Thank youuuuu! Words like these keep me keepin’ on <3

This week has been worse than others. I lost my job about 4 months ago because the CEO of my start up, a man who had been born wealthy and has never hurt for money, a person who opened up businesses just to drain them and abscond with the cash, decided to - surprise - shut down the company without paying us our last…

2 is the real main point for me...My mom is a pack a day smoker and you should see her FREAK THE FUCK OUT when she runs out at 10 PM in the suburbs. Trump won’t have access to his “diet pills” read: dubiously legal methamphetamine (or one would hope).

Do you guys remember that there were reports going around that there were cameras at what was supposed to be his concession speech labeled “Trump TV”? And that Fox got those casting calls for a new conservative network? Do you think that he realized he can’t make money off of a TV network anymore and now he’s deep…

Like an excited child hearing their favorite story at bedtime: again, again!

It gets better - my mom, who was born under a fascist regime, moved with her family to Cuba. At the time, Abuela supported Castro because that was the thing to do and he made a lot of promises for the people. Once he was in power, mom told me Abuela really regretted it. So she and her family escaped a communist…

Could this really be possible though?? He has several lawsuits coming up in the next few months right?? And the electoral college votes on December 16?? Clinging to any shred of hope here....

This is the thing now, right? They don’t have an argument against anybody the left puts up anymore.

I am there with you. I’m burnt out and what the hell do we do now??

If anything, this election has proven that facts and reality have no bearing on our world.

“You pay for something because you bought it, even if it ends up sucking”. So fucking true. While there are few and rare exceptions, if someone did the work for you, you gotta pay. I did freelance social media management for this guy. Brought his engagement and everything far up but struggled with content because he…

Suffering the effects of the rich and have struggled with the greedy parasites most of my life. When I was in college and worked as a concierge at an upscale place, the wealthy were little tyrants, constantly throwing fits and getting everything they could for free. Talk about entitled! My last job, the CEO was born…

My great grandmother lived in a theocracy and an extremely patriarchal culture, where if you found a man who didn’t drink too much or beat you too badly, he was a catch. You knew he was going to gamble your life away while you were stuck home with 13 starving children but hey, what’s a woman’s life? In any case, my…

I feel like his smile doesn’t touch his dead, blank eyes. I want to say a shark but sharks are productive and wonderful creatures. He just screams “check my basement! I’ve got a rape room!”

THIS. I feel like every start up with a ping pong table and beer Fridays or some shit is just using that as window dressing for investors. That’s how it was at my last startup - they talked a good game about fun activities and free food and while that shit was always available for investors, we never, ever had it. We…

I feel the same and I think it’s just his face in all of these like...”can you believe it? I tell you...wow. I guess I just have lots of pretty girls all over me! Let me talk on the phone, baby; daddy can’t oggle you right now”

For real! When I saw this trailer it made me roll my eyes SO HARD. Here is a Boy who is actually Different and he is so Special and everyone Will See. OK, alright, accept your “weirdness”, everyone will finally love you and you’ll be vindicated. Ugh. And the same beautiful girl who will really love you for realz this…